Arty Chuckler Mugs

Art Is A Snap When You Know How To Spell

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'Bless you!'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'If you insist on laughing please use the humour section.'

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

'You didn't chew, did you ?!'

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

"No. I blew the interview when I sniffed the interviewer's behind."

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

'You realize, of course, there are no easy answers.'

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."