Clucker Chuckler Pillows

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

Hen Night

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Keyboard in Heaven

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"It's weeder's elbow."

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

If this works, our entertainment worries are long gone!

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."

What your acoustic guitar says about you

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

'I don't think I am the worst caddy in the world... That would be just too much of a coincidence!'

Waiting In Doctor's Office

Overdone bird jokes

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."

"So much chum, so little time."

Man, bike, chicken, crossing the road.