Cosmic Pint Lover Gifts

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Beers

Beer Stall

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"It could never work between us."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Climbing to the moon...

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Astronaut

First Contact

Moon and Star

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Oi! '

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Space Shuttle.

Eye Opener