Cosmic Coffee Lovers T-Shirts

"The coffee is lousy. But the atmosphere..."

Holes: regular, black, with cream.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Big Bang Boulevard

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Eye Opener

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

Boozing aliens!

"You must be joking, it’s my ex — what are the odds?"

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

How the intergalactic war started...

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

Cola Observatory

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'

"Anomaletta"

"It's not an experiment. I'm just making coffee."

U space me out.