Cosmic Coffee Lover Mugs

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

Eye Opener

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Big Bang Boulevard

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

First Contact

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Climbing to the moon...

"I opted for the upgrades."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Space Shuttle.

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

"...but that equals 243 Earth days!"

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Lust in Space.

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."