Cosmic Appetite Fan T-Shirts

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Climbing to the moon...

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Eye Opener

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'Ooh, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.'

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

Shadow

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

Extraterrestrials Watchers Club.

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

Heaven Security Checks.

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Cheese in space

The Mars Rover...

Gastronauts

'I found twelve hostile life forms. Several of them are fairly close to you.'

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

"Anomaletta"

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

'Where do these bloody things keep coming from?!?'