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"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Climbing to the moon...

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Eye Opener

'Ooh, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.'

Shadow

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

Extraterrestrials Watchers Club.

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

Heaven Security Checks.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."

Cheese in space

The Mars Rover...

Gastronauts

"Anomaletta"

'I found twelve hostile life forms. Several of them are fairly close to you.'

"Thank you, guys! Finally I don't have to spend Christmas with the annoying family."

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

Breaking news! The Hubble telescope has just detected a rogue planet the size of Venus, plummeting through the asteroid belt. Its gravity is pulling Ceres and several dozen mountain-sized asteroids along with it. NASA believes their combined gravity will be enough to pull Mars and the moon along with them as they scream past earth and plummet into the sun. There will only be one place on earth that won't be utterly devastated by gravimetric forces. Find out where that is later in this broadcast.

Here's a review of a restaurant that just opened. It says Chef Sun flame broils everything. The watier, Hailey's Comet, disappeared for what seemed like years. Much of the food is brought in from Pluto so of course it's frozen. And the dessert cart had nothing but Milky Ways. Despite all that there was a packed house on opening night. They started off with a bang!