Caffeine Fan T-Shirts

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'I said 'Capistrano', you idiot.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

National Coffee Day

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Running

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Fridge-to-table"

Tortoise polishing his shell

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

All Day Deals!

'I assume you accept star bucks?'

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

Eye Opener

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

The Double Double Punch

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"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Running machine with pothole.

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"Can you hold this while I drink my latte."

'Whatever he's drinking.'