Cosmic Chicken Fan Prints

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'They call it the people dance.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Dogs and Chickens

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'Cosmic!'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

A Migrating Chicken

"Why have you come over here?"

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Battery Chicken.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Eye Opener

World Cup Universe.

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."