Sci-fi Golf Fanatic Mugs

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

High-gravity baseball

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Hysterically laughing monster.

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"