Green Baller Gifts

Recycling basketballs

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Basketball

'The grudge match.'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

The world at stake...

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

Give Chlorophyll.

'He's had so many transplants that he's geing featured in next years garden catalog.'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'Your transplant went OK, but you'll have to get your ears pruned occasionally.'

Watering a plant in the rain.

'Happy birthday, darling!'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

Leaflet

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

'City bonuses cut by a third.'

'Honey have you seen my Viagra'

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

'I think I know why more of your employees don't cycle to work.'

Basketball championship games in the future.

'Well, if none of you have anything to say we may as well knock off early and go home.'

Ok, Rob. We'll get right on it. That was the third neighbor grousing about our yard. It's the natural look. Not in this ecosystem.