Office Baller Gifts

The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

In, out, shake it all about.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"What's your occupation?"

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the football office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Future Micro MGR.

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Oh dear! You know that we have to be at the Johnsons' by eight."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."