Baller Alert Gifts

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Basketball

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Working Out

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'Happy birthday, darling!'

Before and After Tattoos.

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

'City bonuses cut by a third.'

Recycling basketballs

'Tennis'

'Well, if none of you have anything to say we may as well knock off early and go home.'

"Who approved all this infrastructure spending for casinos?"

Budget surplus in Canada.

'Go ahead, Calvin. Get yourself killed. I've warned you a million times about dribbling in traffic.'

The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

'Isn't that cute? -- It remembers you from last time.'

'I can't decide whether to pay my rent this month or go to the basketball game.'

'I'm thinking about dropping out of nursery school in order to concentrate on an NBA career.'

Impulse Buys of the Bankrupt

Near Record Cold