Baseline Baller Gifts

'Tennis'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Basketball

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Fitness Course.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Sidewalk the game

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Working Out

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'Happy birthday, darling!'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

'City bonuses cut by a third.'

Bath Juggler

Antoine Griezmann

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'You're not really going to try and challenge that traveling call are you?'

"Who approved all this infrastructure spending for casinos?"

Heavenly basketball player

Budget surplus in Canada.

'I can't decide whether to pay my rent this month or go to the basketball game.'

The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

'Go ahead, Calvin. Get yourself killed. I've warned you a million times about dribbling in traffic.'

BOBBY KNIGHT: Age one

Xing.

Near Record Cold

Impulse Buys of the Bankrupt

Your assignment, should you accept, is to increase educational standards while support services dwindle.