Gamer Baller Gifts

Basketball championship games in the future.

Mac OS 20

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Basketball

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

Teenage Angst.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Indoor Football

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"I virtually finished my homework."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

1080P New Year's Resolution

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."