Big Game Baller Gifts

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Basketball

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'It was all ball!'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

Football Boomerang.

"Rhino Poachers !"

'Happy birthday, darling!'

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

'He got game.'

Recycling basketballs

'City bonuses cut by a third.'

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

'That was my first ever kill.'

"So I said to the guide, wave your arms to distract him while I aim. Then my gun jammed."

Antoine Griezmann

Why dogs never attend baseball games.

Basketball championship games in the future.

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

I tell you what, the "Great White Hunter" turned even whiter when his gun jammed while I was charging! Boy he can climb trees quickly...

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

'If Tommy can't play right now - could we use his soccer ball?'

Heavenly basketball player

"Pound for pound, I'm the most successful hunter I know."