Big Game Supporter Gifts

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Dog with Anchor Lead

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

100k Desert Crawl

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"I'll walk, you shovel."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Now this was a crafty one!'

Cheerleaders from another planet

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Rhino Poachers !"

Sports area vendors.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

'He got game.'

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

England and Germany

'That was my first ever kill.'

"So I said to the guide, wave your arms to distract him while I aim. Then my gun jammed."

'That's the third putt he's missed, Will you please keep your head still'

'Simkins, I want a word with you lad...'

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'