Grocery Gathering Pro Gifts

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Unusual Offers

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Self-Checkout.

'I've got it written down...'

Alphabet soup

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Low Hanging Fruit

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Friendly bacteria

WWFood Stores.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Biker chopper shopper

"I think it says 'courgettes'."