Grocery Gathering Pro Mugs

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Unusual Offers

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Alphabet soup

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'I've got it written down...'

Self-Checkout.

Low Hanging Fruit

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Friendly bacteria

WWFood Stores.

Biker chopper shopper

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.