Organic Groovers Gifts

'No additives, no preservatives, no artificial color...fresh food is weird.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Cimafunk

But is it organic?

Boptimism

At the market

Eco Princess

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Mulch madness"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.