Organic Groovers Prints

'No additives, no preservatives, no artificial color...fresh food is weird.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

But is it organic?

Boptimism

At the market

Eco Princess

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Mulch madness"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Hipster Police Department

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.