Gasoline Gauge Guru Gifts

"Honestly, I only by gas $10 at a time."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Oil shock.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

I think I can...

Acme Flyswatters.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

His and Hers Garage

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'