Gas Pump Guru Gifts

I think I can...

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Lazy plumber.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Oil shock.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

The five inhospitable gas giants

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

History of Gasoline.

Farmer Problems

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Spin for Oil.

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

Losing Money on Gas.

Helium Parachute

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

Oil Cuts.

"What kind of security can we offer for the loan? With the rising prices on natural gas, my husband is worth an absolute fortune."

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

Helium (tanker truck)

Vacation Options For Summer.

"You'd better be cheering for a team...and not higher gasoline prices..!"

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!