Gas Pump Guru Pillows

I think I can...

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Lazy plumber.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Oil shock.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

The five inhospitable gas giants

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

History of Gasoline.

Farmer Problems

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Spin for Oil.

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

Losing Money on Gas.

Helium Parachute

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

"What kind of security can we offer for the loan? With the rising prices on natural gas, my husband is worth an absolute fortune."

Oil Cuts.

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

Helium (tanker truck)

Vacation Options For Summer.

"You'd better be cheering for a team...and not higher gasoline prices..!"

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!