Gasoline Gauge Guru Pillows

"Honestly, I only by gas $10 at a time."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Animals are smarter than we think!

Oil shock.

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

His and Hers Garage

I think I can...

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Acme Flyswatters.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'