Fuel Gauge Fanatic Pillows

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

US Energy Needs.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Filling up.

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

I think I can...

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'