Fuel Gauge Fanatic Gifts

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

US Energy Needs.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Filling up.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

I think I can...

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Fat Reduction Clinic.