Fuel Gauge Fail Enthusiast Pillows

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Filling up.

I love my motor.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

'Do you have poop points?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"