Fuel Gauge Fail Enthusiast T-Shirts

I thought "E" meant enough.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

Filling up.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

'Do you have poop points?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Fat Reduction Clinic.

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads