Gas Mileage Guru Gifts

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Oil shock.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

I think I can...

Short Memories

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

The five inhospitable gas giants

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Pot of Gold...

Sports futility vehicles

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

Spin for Oil.

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Farmer Problems

Zero Fuel Taxis

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

Car Pools.

"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

Helium Parachute

Small Loans For SUV Fuel

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

Losing Money on Gas.