Fuel Price Guru Gifts

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'Probably to put in his tank!'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

Fill In The Blanks.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

History of Gasoline.

Gas Prices

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

ATM at gas station.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

World Demand Price Up

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

He asked for it!

'The price of gas went up while you were filling up.'

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

Vulture oil inc.

"You say PAIN AT THE PUMP is now also PAIN IN THE RUMP!"

Gas prices.

"What kind of security can we offer for the loan? With the rising prices on natural gas, my husband is worth an absolute fortune."

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'

Not Just in Russia, Sanctions Come to You

'How come gas prices go up more in summer,when people drive more?'