Gas Price Gurus Gifts

"Do you have any idea what kind of gas mileage you were getting?"

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Rising Gas Prices

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Oil shock.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

The five inhospitable gas giants

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Fill In The Blanks.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

History of Gasoline.

Farmer Problems

Spin for Oil.

World Demand Price Up

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

Losing Money on Gas.

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

He asked for it!

Gas prices.

Vulture oil inc.

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

Oil Cuts.

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

"What kind of security can we offer for the loan? With the rising prices on natural gas, my husband is worth an absolute fortune."

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'