Fuel Efficiency Guru Gifts

"...Either food for the dog or filling up the car!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

I think I can...

The Heating Oil Problem.

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Short Memories

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Pot of Gold...

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

Sports futility vehicles

Gas price rollercoaster.

Zero Fuel Taxis

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

"You're not going anywhere to drill for oil - I have the keys to the truck!"

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

Labor Day