Gasoline Aficionado Pillows

Boutique Gasolines

"What's that unusual scent?" - "It's exclusive, it's petrol."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

US Energy Needs.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

I love my motor.

Car Breast-Feeding

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Short Memories

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.