Gas Guzzler Guilder Pillows

The Finger.

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Oil shock.

Thank you for not droning on about the English

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Gas eyedropper.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

Spin for Oil.

Helium Parachute

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Addiction: high gas prices.

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

Fuel Crisis Panic Buying

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

SUV has a drinking problem.

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

'Busy day?'

"You'd better be cheering for a team...and not higher gasoline prices..!"

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

Doomsday Media Story.

Big Bump Gas.