Gas Guzzler Guilder T-Shirts

The Finger.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Thank you for not droning on about the English

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Gas eyedropper.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Spin for Oil.

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Helium Parachute

Addiction: high gas prices.

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

Encouraging a car with a fuel can on a stick (black and white).

Fuel Crisis Panic Buying

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

SUV has a drinking problem.

"You'd better be cheering for a team...and not higher gasoline prices..!"

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

'Busy day?'

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

Big Bump Gas.