Green Guzzler Pillows

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"What about my footprint?"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Dustbin monster.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Refreshing Planet Earth

Oil shock.

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Recycled passion.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Choices.

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)

Smart Arse Meter

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"