Coffee Guzzler Pillows

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Burning the midnight oil.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Working Late

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Teapot

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

Waiting for retirement.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

'You've had enough!'

Non-Jet Lag.

"He gets his best ideas that way."