Coffee Guzzler Pillows

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Working Late

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

Waiting for retirement.

Broken Alarm Clock.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Teapot

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Bearded Leftie.

Non-Jet Lag.

'You've had enough!'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'