Green Guzzler Gifts

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"What about my footprint?"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Refreshing Planet Earth

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Recycled passion.

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Dustbin monster.

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Choices.

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)

Smart Arse Meter

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.