Fuel Guzzler Gifts

Oil shock.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

The Finger.

Thank you for not droning on about the English

Gas prices up.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

'Do you have poop points?'

Gas eyedropper.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

Oil Profits

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Grades of booze

Addiction: high gas prices.

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'Dad, think about all the money in the tanks of those automobiles out there.'

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

Fuel Crisis Panic Buying

Back to coal

Fuel prices are outrageous. Its pure price gouging. People are furious. I won't stand idly by. I'm taking action! But you love seeing consumers exploited. Right. That's why I don't want to be left out. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. This end up.

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

Energy Crisis

April Fool/April Fuel!