Fuel Guzzler Mugs

Oil shock.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Gas prices up.

The Finger.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Thank you for not droning on about the English

'Do you have poop points?'

Gas eyedropper.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Oil Profits

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Grades of booze

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

Addiction: high gas prices.

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

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Energy Crisis

Fuel Crisis Panic Buying

April Fool/April Fuel!

'Dad, think about all the money in the tanks of those automobiles out there.'

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

Regular and decaf fuel.