Guinness Guzzler Pillows

Thank you for not droning on about the English

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Oil shock.

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

White Whale Brand Grog

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

The Finger.

'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

St. Patrick's Day

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

Gatorade!

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

Sailors on Shore Carousing - As it will be when the grog is stopped.

Guiness is good for you...

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

7 Reasons You Might Be Irish. . .

Addiction: high gas prices.

"Hurry up with more eleventh dimension funding!"

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

"Alice said the bottle had 'Drink Me' on the label but the only word I can see is Gin!"

They say you should always leave the table a little hungry, but I can't wait around that long.

Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Balsamic Vinegar, Veal Stock

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

Techno Geeks.

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."