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Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

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Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"welcome man cave."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

DNA Analysis.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Quiz Night...

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Jerk Gene

'ADN'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'