Greatness Gurus Pillows

'I was a good dog, but I never took the time to make myself a great dog.'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

Sculptor's chippings

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

"I want to be a Jockey."

'I'm good. How are you?'

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

Zero gravity ahead.

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Give Thanks.

Charity mugger

Every Day is a Gift

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'Don't worry, he always feigns death when it comes to tipping.'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."