Guinness Fan Pillows

St. Patrick's Day

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Sauce for the Goose

The Da Vinci Cod

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Information booth attendant solves equation

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"Lucky Guess."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Formula.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Rembrandt's Selfies

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'...Or not.'