Gator Guzzler Pillows

Gatorade!

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Moo! OOM!

Oil shock.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

White Whale Brand Grog

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Henri! We found your sweatband!'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Thank you for not droning on about the English

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."

'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'

For Tom, learning to gargle was finally paying off!

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

Sailors on Shore Carousing - As it will be when the grog is stopped.

'Ordinarily, that wouldn't bother me, except Doc did the same blindfold trick last week, when he did my colonoscopy.'

Addiction: high gas prices.

"Hurry up with more eleventh dimension funding!"

"I just found out what braces cost."

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

'Oh the boots? My Mother in Law bless her soul!'

"I don't want to buy a car just fill up my own"

Techno Geeks.

'Frank, were those our golf balls or the 'gator's eggs?'

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

Feed the Gators.

"Tell us again about Bogie and Hepburn coming up the river."

"The Sullivans have food allergies. Did you remember to bring your own gluten?"