Gator Giggler Pillows

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Moo! OOM!

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

Swinging through the jungle.

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Black Hole Corks

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Henri! We found your sweatband!'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Tred carefully mill.

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Gatorade!

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'