Goldfish Giggler Pillows

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown God

'Next!'

'Distracting the fish.'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'So what have you been up to?'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Swinging through the jungle.

"He never takes me anywhere."

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'Whoops!'

"It doesn't work on geese."

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'Where's your goldfish?'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."