Fisher Of Giggles Pillows

'Distracting the fish.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Clown God

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

I am one with stupid.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Whoops!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

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"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Worm eats the fish.

"Who ate all the pieties?"

Jester.

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

The Incomplete Angler

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

"Who farted?"

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

Holy Mackerel

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'