Fish Keeper Chuckler Pillows

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'Distracting the fish.'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Go on - they're organic!'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

All you can eat buffet in a goldfish bowl

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

Dog drinking out of fish bowl, "How many fish were in the bowl before I started drinking?"

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've gotta swim a straight line.'

"All I said was 'BOO'."

"If she can find all the bones she's buried, she's my next investment counselor."

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

If this works, our entertainment worries are long gone!

"I keep getting into a flap."

"It's no use Charlene, maybe I should just ask the doctor for some viagra."

"This Dry January thing is going to be a real challenge."

Fishbowl Outhouse Outhouse Aerator

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can service The Flush.'