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"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Keyboard in Heaven

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

"It's weeder's elbow."

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

'You know you haven't been good, and I know you haven't been good, but good, nevertheless, is your public stance.'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'It's too LATE to show remorse!'

'Bless you!'

Pluto Named Dwarf Planet

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

"I keep getting into a flap."

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"